Ben Scheiber

Intro
Lord Schoobler is the current ruler of Long Island. After the Jews took over The United States of America, now called The United States of Mazel Tov, he and his wife Madam Gracerino Fickeruno rule Long Island with their 14 kids, all named after the Earl of Pudding, Derek Maillard.

Early Life
Scheiber's early life sucked donkey nuts. He was 300 pounds by the age of 6 and nearly almost drowned in the ocean, luckily to be saved by Kenneth DeGoyler. Middle School he was bullied because he was a Jew, but one day in 8th grade this all changed. The annual Hot Dog contest which takes place every year and the winner gets 50 gallons of pussy was coming up, and Scheiber with blood, sweat, and semen was able to win it by a whole 20 hot dogs. Second place finisher Jon Kwarta was so flustered after his loss he developed Mr. Vann Disease and could only say key phrase "yeah". In High School nobody gave a flying fuck about the dumb ass hot dog contest and Scheiber went back to being a victim. Finally he managed to make an amigo, his name was Justin Vergara. Together they went on to defeat Boruto Uchiha and fall in love, no homo. The relationship didn't last long because after 10 hard sessions of anal fisting they realized they weren't gay and went seperate ways.

Rise to Jew Power
Ben Scheeeeeeeeeneris father Adolf Scheiber got on Skype with current president Jay Coal and said "Hey lets go on this new site www.csgolotto.com and do a quick bet, if I win I get the whole United States." Jay Coal, unaware that Adolf was actually the owner of the site took the bet and lost due to it being rigged, and the Jew Take Over of 1776 began. Adolf renamed the USA to the USMT and began the distribution of territory. Hitler was not sure if he wante to give Long Island to Ben or his blood sister, Julia Scheiber. Out of impulse Ben fucking slaughered his sister with a big ass sword and was crowned Ruler of Long Island.

Long Island Reign
Long Island is currently the greatest territory under the USMT. Ben Schikibler took Long Island to heights greater than any other ruler. First off he applied the Declaration of Not Independence which nobody knows exactly what it does, but it made the economy quadruple. This is because a rare plant called Weed was discovered by grand explorer John Cena. Ben also has close ties to the Earl of Pudding, Derek Maillard who is the worlds richest man. Ben and Derek hang out and play hit game Call of Duty and during these sessions Derek will randomly give Ben large sums of money for no god damn reason.

Shibber has Long Island divided into 2 sections, Weed Land and Weed Land 2. Weed Land and Weed Land 2 both grow and sell Weed across the world and literally have no differences, Lord Ben just wanted two sections for the lulz. Besides Weed, Long Island is also home to the finest Pokemon in hit game Pokemon GO. Scheiber demanded that everywhere he walked a rare pokemon must spawn or he would kill everyone at Activision. Also to spill the beans Ben doesn't actually do anything as Henry Berry used his Sharingan in order to gain control of his beloved homeland and one day restore the United States of America

Trivia
It was Henry The whole time Kek